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So we always joke about wearing protective helmets and drool cups in our department - so of us need it sometimes. I guess I have reached an all time high, because now my wife says one of my nipples needs a protective helmet - *sniff* I have a retarded nipple?!? How mean is that? Talk about a mood killer, what a goof ball!

Nlite is a slick little utlity for customizing a Windows 2000, 2k3, or XP disc with only the stuff you want. Nice slimmed down OS during the install, no need to rip stuff out afterwards!

Mmmm, beer good! I was feeling no pain last night… We drank, smoked, played games, and I declared it fun. Some friends from work and I were hanging, we played some pool and some corn hole (*cough* think p00r man’s horseshoes). We also coined a new term - GILF! I am confident that everyone can figure out the meaning, if you can’t then you just can’t hang with us.

I would also like to point out my loathsome distaste when it comes to people who manipulate. If you are going to try it on me, at least to be subtle about it - really, at least try! I had the joy of spending 19 years with someone who pulled that shit all the time, why would I want 19 more?!? How could you try to use the word love as a weapon like that? Does it mean that little to you, that you can brandish it around like a sword – just trying to cause me pain?

And for a special treat (speakers or headphones required), four Salad Fingers episodes!
Spoons
Friends
Nettles
Cage

WHY!?! Don’t you just hate it when you feel that creeping feeling of shitness sneak up on you? WHAM! Yeah, motherfucker, you aren’t going to get shit done today! Work? HA! Think again, pal… You just get to deal with confusion and sadness today, buddy!

Someone needs to break out the happy pills or something, because I need to change my mood.

One of my coworkers, Chad, switched over to a new cell phone at work. He was kind enough to give me his old one. This phone rocks! MP3 ringtones, camera, MMS capabilites, and a flashing light on the front - a gadget freak’s heaven (and Josh Owens is a gadget freak)!

Now all I need is to get my Ipod and Axim, and my world domination plan will be nearly complete! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Who wants to go with me to see the wizard? We can follow the “yellow brick” road to the “emerald city“. Perhaps the wizard has the good stuff we need…. Munchies?

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