Aug
22
Remember when…
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I went to that picnic? Oh, wait, that was today! We had a department picnic, which included family. Beer, water pistols, cigars, grilled food, and plastic utensil assassination attempts! Don’t you wish you could be as cool as us? One of my cowokers and I drenched my boss with a bucket of ice and water! I cannot neglect all the random hit and run water gun shootings that we had too, fun stuff! It was fun, too bad we only do this once a year!
Aug
20
From the lyrics dept.
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Memo - The song stuck in Josh Owens’ head.
Something I can never have - Nine Inch Nails
I still recall the taste of my tears.
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears.
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
Scraping through my head ’till I don’t want to sleep anymore.Come on tell me.
Make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I’m down to just one thing.
And I’m starting to scare myself.
Make this all go away.
You make this all go way.I just want something.
I just want something I can never haveYou always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn’t do the things that I can do now.
This is slowly take me apart.
Grey would be the color if I had a heart.
I just want something I can never have.
In this place it seems like such a same.
Though it all looks different now,
I know it’s still the same
Everywhere I look you’re all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.Come on tell me.
Make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I’m down to just one thing.
And I’m starting to scare myself.
Make this all go away.
You make this all go way.I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
I just want something I can never have
Think I know what you meant.
That night on my bed.
Still picking at this scab
I wish you were dead.
You sweet and perry ellis.
Just stains on my sheets.
Aug
20
So, go to google and type “bastards” into the search text box, then hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button. Oh, the irony, the sweet justice! Now if we could only torture them with the plastic spoons, until they leave the linux community alone… I leave you to ponder the possibilities.
Aug
20
I’m given her all she’s got Captain!
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Stardate 54621, Captain James T Kirk.
Scotty, full power!
Ugh, so I go out drinking with a few friends after work, but I left when my wife got off school around 9pm. So we get home to find all the lights were off everywhere. The power was out! Talk about suck, I had some homework to do, plus we live off the air condition 24×7 during the summer. Anyway, no power sucks!
–Kirk out.
Aug
19
Trouble starting?
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I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I want to do, but I don’t know where to begin.
— Stephen Bayne
Aug
18
Today, at work, I (Josh Owens *cough* google) had a funny incident. In all my years of working IT, visiting desks, this has never happened to me. I was working on a printer at someone’s desk, they were not around when I arrived to work on it. The first thing I always do with a printer problem, is check the queue and restart the print spooler. Once I was done with that, I went to check the printer, which I had to stand up to do. Well, the printer owner arrived while I worked on this printer. Little did I know that she moved the chair back out of my way, as I went to sit down - I just kept going! SMACK! Right on my ass, boy did that hurt! Now, you would think the story was over, but no… So, the issue with the printer? Somehow she managed to get a drinking straw into the paper tray, and it stripped the wheels that pull the paper. How do you get a straw in the paper tray? WTF…