There once was a man who mowed his lawn, and he had a very steep hill. He loved to cut, zip/zoom, and trim. One day he was cutting, just humming along, but the rain had made all of the grass so slick. While mowing the monstrous hill, his foot slipped and all went wrong. The mower came tumbling down, but luckily the big oaf jumped out of the way! The spinning blades of the mower barely missed his head, and somehow his iPod landed on the hill. It was about just then, the neighbor came out asking “Are you ok? Did you hit a rock?” After much laughing and struggling to put the mower together, all ended well.

The moral of the story… wear cleats or wait until the grass is dry!

P.S. Yes, it was me!

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